Press kit
Copy it. Do not improve it.
Same voice as the shop. Short sentences. No revolution. No year of the Linux desktop. No fake DHH quote.
Oct 12, 2026 · New footage
Dell XPS 14 with Omarchy, from our bench
A real XPS 14 out of the box and through Omarchy setup and first boot. Silent clips.
Campaign line
Omarchy gave you the ISO. We give you a computer it can live and thrive on.
X thread — announcement
You can buy a name-brand laptop with official Omarchy already on it. omarchylaptop.com We install the current ISO from omarchy.org on a new Lenovo, Dell, HP, Acer, or Asus. Secure Boot off. Radios tested. Manufacturer warranty stays on the chassis. The ISO takes about a minute. You could write it yourself. A lot of you will. The service is doing that install on metal we have already tested. That has been the job since 2007. What you get: • Current Omarchy (Hyprland + Quickshell) • LUKS the way upstream defaults • Wi-Fi, GPU, webcam, Bluetooth, audio tested • UPS, USA • A human at 877-547-3638 What you do not get: • An official Omacom store • API keys • A white box Checkout is thelinuxlaptop.com. This domain does not take payment. Same shop, Omarchy preselected. This page is for people who already want Super + Space. Agents are in the menu on first boot. We do not ship a vendor chatbot. You sign in to the one you use. Not Framework. Not System76. Not Tuxedo. Name-brand metal you can take back to Dell when the hardware fails. omarchylaptop.com
X thread — agents (later week)
Agents need a computer. Not a text box. CPU after the lid closes. Files. Tools. A way to undo the last change. Omarchy is the personal-computer version of that idea. Commands are text. Config is files. Updates take a snapshot. We put that ISO on hardware you can get serviced. That is the whole product. omarchylaptop.com/agents
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US shop, official ISO from omarchy.org, radios tested before it leaves, manufacturer warranty on the chassis. omarchylaptop.com — not an Omacom store.
Customer email
Subject: You could install it yourself. Omarchy takes about a minute once the stick boots. You could. A lot of people should. We do it for the person who wants the machine to arrive already there. We source a current Lenovo, Dell, HP, Acer, or Asus. We leave Secure Boot off. We install current Omarchy as published at omarchy.org. We test Wi-Fi, GPU, webcam, Bluetooth, and audio. If a radio fails, it does not leave. Manufacturer warranty stays on the laptop. You pick the agent on first boot. We do not sell API keys. Not an official Omacom store. Checkout is still here, on thelinuxlaptop.com. The page that looks like the desktop is omarchylaptop.com. This note is for the people who already want Super + Space. Configure a chassis: https://omarchylaptop.com/machines Questions: 877-547-3638 · info@thelinuxlaptop.com
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