Copy it. Do not improve it.

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Omarchy gave you the ISO. We give you a computer it can live on.

X thread — announcement

You can buy a name-brand laptop with official Omarchy already on it.

omarchylaptop.com

We install the current ISO from omarchy.org on a new Lenovo, Dell, HP, Acer, or Asus. Secure Boot off. Radios tested. Manufacturer warranty stays on the chassis.

The ISO is free. Getting a 2026 OEM laptop to that ISO is the part that eats Saturday.

Wi-Fi 7. NVIDIA. Vendor firmware. A stick that boots and a machine that will not.

That is the job. Has been since 2007.

What you get:
• Current Omarchy (Hyprland + Quickshell)
• LUKS the way upstream defaults
• Wi-Fi, GPU, webcam, Bluetooth, audio tested
• UPS, USA
• A human at 877-547-3638

What you do not get:
• An official Omacom store
• API keys
• A white box

Checkout is thelinuxlaptop.com. This domain does not take payment. Same shop, Omarchy preselected.

If you want Ubuntu instead, that is still the kinder default. This page is for people who already want Super + Space.

Agents are in the menu on first boot. We do not ship a vendor chatbot. You sign in to the one you use.

Not Framework. Not System76. Not Tuxedo. Name-brand metal you can take back to Dell when the hardware fails.

omarchylaptop.com

X thread — agents (later week)

Agents need a computer. Not a text box.

CPU after the lid closes. Files. Tools. A way to undo the last change.

Omarchy is the personal-computer version of that idea. Commands are text. Config is files. Updates take a snapshot.

We put that ISO on hardware you can get serviced. That is the whole product.

omarchylaptop.com/agents

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US shop, official ISO from omarchy.org, radios tested before it leaves, manufacturer warranty on the chassis. omarchylaptop.com — not an Omacom store.

Customer email

Subject: The ISO is free. The firmware weekend is not.

You can install Omarchy in under two minutes once the stick boots.

Getting a 2026 OEM laptop to that stick is the part people lose a Saturday to.

We source a current Lenovo, Dell, HP, Acer, or Asus. We leave Secure Boot off. We install current Omarchy as published at omarchy.org. We test Wi-Fi, GPU, webcam, Bluetooth, and audio. If a radio fails, it does not leave. Manufacturer warranty stays on the laptop.

You pick the agent on first boot. We do not sell API keys.

Not an official Omacom store. Checkout is still here, on thelinuxlaptop.com. The page that looks like the desktop is omarchylaptop.com.

If you wanted Ubuntu, stay on Ubuntu. That is still the kinder default. This note is for the people who already want Super + Space.

Configure a chassis: https://omarchylaptop.com/machines
Questions: 877-547-3638 · info@thelinuxlaptop.com